Here it is, folks:
Perversity and a Shiner
It was almost impossibly irritating to have the entire script on here, so I've provided a link. If the link ceases to work for you, then send me a comment and I will send you a copy via Google Docs or a plain old Word file.
Also, please don't hesitate to give me your opinion. I've been told by several people that it's good, but I would love some more opinions!
Cheers and enjoy!